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THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


TAGS: learning honey***boo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

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Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm, #238577
LOL!


SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive


TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm, #248052
*$-h-o-t *t-@-p-e-s Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm, #248051
Eddie Murphy said that when you get sh**, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan ***es in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got sh**. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm, #227171
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm, #227170
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm, #227169
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm, #227164
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm, #227161
That's True .


MATH -




HUMAN BRAIN - is amazing. It works 24 hours a day..and only stops.. WHEN WE TAKE EXAMS.




WHY LEARN? - The more we know, the more we forget. the more we forget the less we know the less we know, the less we forget The less we forget, the more we know. why learn?




PARENTS....P'FFFT -


TAGS: prejudcie learned
Rating: 4.77/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:38 am, #261745
Remarkable
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:34 pm, #228316
Love the picture.
CANADA - December 2, 2010, 6:56 pm, #205125
Amsome work RL!
Airman - December 1, 2010, 3:32 pm, #204994
perfect
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 2:06 pm, #204982

lolz...you know dude...from you...that really means something....lol
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 1:53 pm, #204981
Amazing. 5L


MOST PEOPLE - Would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them .


TAGS: most people learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.86/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:52 pm, #250109
Most people don't want to realize that they aren't as great as they want to think they are.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:59 am, #234143
Well now, how do send this to the whole world?
mariand - May 4, 2012, 1:01 am, #234138
dude, that's very true...


YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS -




KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: learning school college graduation buzzkill
Rating: 4.77/5

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Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188192
Side note: Took me 3 try's to spell Renaissance.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188191
I realized that I will know enough to teach a high school class, and that's about it. I just prefer the Renaissance man approach to education than the specialization that seems to be the focus of the rest of the world.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:16 am, #188120
Chomp... if you're not flaunting the general knowledge everytime someone strikes up a conversation (with someone else) then, you're way ahead of the curve!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:15 am, #188119
LOL Icon!!!
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 1:08 am, #188118
BUT .....it does enable you to play trivia games
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:59 am, #188117
I'm majoring in liberal arts, with a minor in education.I need it to teach. Still doesn't change the fact that my classmates are pricks.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:49 am, #188112
It's the tone they have when telling you the bits that they learned.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:38 am, #188110
Exactly, always fun to find them yammering about somthing that you know more about than them and you school their a**!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am, #188104
They'll ruin any conversation. It's amazing.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:31 am, #188102
AMSOME. Reminds me of a couple douchebags i know


COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes


TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm, #220490
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm, #220489
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm, #220483
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


AGE - You're never too old to learn something stupid


TAGS: old stupid something learn
Rating: 4.24/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 8, 2009, 12:47 am, #143634
This poster is very good. I like to see restraint in the new folks, it's usually always funnier that way.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:22 am, #143627
No, seriously, it's in the approval cue right now.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #143616
On its way.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm, #143610
Young teenage kittens?
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:49 pm, #143608
So then ... Zed, we can expect something mildly amusing from you soon, about, say ... kittens?
Zed - December 7, 2009, 11:47 pm, #143607
Tell me about it. I accidentally impaled my foot on a frozen herring last Wednesday trying to come up with the perfect motifake. d*** faulty rocket launcher...
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:44 pm, #143605
And if you're a serious motifaker, you will fail hard... and it'll suck. It's all about doing your best.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:43 pm, #143603
Glad to hear it, Nadeor. Just take your time with what you are working on. Motifake will still be here in the morning. So you're off to a good start.
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:12 pm, #143601
Thinkin' the exact same thing
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:11 pm, #143600
Bart's Hasslehoff?
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:10 pm, #143599
I've seen creepier
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:07 pm, #143598
Avatar........ creepy.......
Nadeor - December 7, 2009, 11:05 pm, #143596
thx Sean, new guy here, trying my best to not fail
Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:54 pm, #143593
This is quality. Well done.


INSTINCT -


TAGS: childhood marriage stupidity is learned
Rating: 4.97/5

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boeweizer - October 31, 2010, 8:20 am, #200394
fools gold with cubic zirconium, good enough 4 me
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 10:51 pm, #200209
amen brother
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:40 pm, #200207

gold, the 24 karat kind, none of that fools gold crap.
hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:11 am, #199825
ahh yes..., the wisdom of youth...
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:38 am, #199675
heed the instinct, it's there for a reason. 5L


DUMB AND DUMBER -


TAGS: child children learning education
Rating: 4/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 9:54 pm, #239991
LoL. Well, Im glad Im not the only person to realize that we are in the midst of a scurvy epidemic... : )
Iconoclast - October 15, 2012, 11:31 am, #239972
It is tough to learn that lemons are good for you - - - - they help prevent Scurvy, and they go well with Vodka and Tequila. Lessons to be learned early. :-)


DON'T BE DISCOURAGED GRASSHOPPER - With practice comes experience, With experience comes knowledge. With knowledge comes wisdom, and with wisdom you can finally facepalm at someone else.




THE BIRTH OF A NATION -


TAGS: learning education dumb blondes usa
Rating: 4.57/5

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vbattaile - December 15, 2012, 5:38 pm, #241497
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,


life lessons -




There Is No Darkness But Ignorance -




A FIRE IN THE SKY -




MISTAKES - I've had so much fun learning from them, I think I will make some more




ACCOMPLISHMENT - Success will not come to you You make your way to it


TAGS: work hard learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm, #206938

can post to motitwist as well.


EXPERIENCE - The most brutal of teachers, but you learn, my god do you learn.




LIVING AND LEARNING - or not.


TAGS: living and learning
Rating: 3.45/5

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Niji - May 18, 2009, 3:41 pm, #80738
Cheech; that would require it being a bobcat x)
Cheech - May 13, 2009, 10:50 am, #79765
That's funny. But you know Bobcats are born with their tails like that right?
Sean - February 10, 2009, 6:31 pm, #58568
Brilliant. Funniest one that isn't mine that I've seen in a while.


BIRDS AND BEES -




MASTER -


TAGS: master head learn
Rating: 4.62/5

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heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 2, 2011, 9:21 pm, #217933
tyvm RL
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 2:02 pm, #217881

whooooooooooooooa!! hey new guy....su-weeeeet!


LIFE LESSONS - I've learned you can't please everyone. And lately, it seems like those are the people rating my posters


TAGS: learn this now
Rating: 3.82/5

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agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:16 pm, #150450
My liver must be as good as Kobe beef by now.
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 5:48 pm, #150395
No, I live off the organs of people I kill...in fact I'm having a friend for dinner tonight! Some liver with fava beans and a nice micro-brew.
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 5:38 pm, #150393
don't you find it ironic that old people live off the organs of te people they kill
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 4:57 pm, #150392
I hope I die quietly in my sleep like my Grandpa...not crying and screeming like the people in the car he was driving.
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 4:35 pm, #150388
C'est la vie, life sux then you die, enjoy the bacon while it lasts. and if your dying, try to make someone laugh wile you are
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 4:33 pm, #150387
lol, it made this in response the amount of sh*tty posters I made. still trying to get my niche. Liek cubbby has his asian women. ron has his great looking works and inciteful messages. I now know corny jokes are not my niche
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 10:59 am, #150329
If the Timmies like your stuff the Terrorists have already won.
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 10:59 am, #150328
Yeah, you'll get pretty good ratings for maybe 10, 15 minutes...then the Timmies stike. You can actually watch as your score plummets. But don't give in. If you try to please the Timmies, the regulars will vote you down. Just go with your heart.
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am, #150270
Welcome to Motifake. You may not believe it, but it builds a better motifaker.


LESSONS -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.56/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm, #150127
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm, #131786
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm, #131784
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am, #131782
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm, #131598
wow f*** face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm, #131597
wow f***face, hitler was not half jewish or g** or any of that **** that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm, #128537
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm, #128535
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm, #128533
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am, #127899
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am, #127895
Funny how easily you guys s****** this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am, #127862
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am, #127860
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am, #127795
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am, #127785
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm, #127692
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!


BACK TO SCHOOL -




SHE WAS BUILT LIKE A TANK -


TAGS: military rule *** fail learn
Rating: 4.33/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 12:53 am, #229053
You should submit to Military Lulz site as well


PROBLEM SOLVED -


TAGS: quick learners
Rating: 4.22/5

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phydeaux - April 23, 2010, 1:43 am, #173081
old joke, but funny as well. Nice pic. Well done. 5 dirty wh***s.
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2010, 11:54 am, #172993
Nice.
pieman - April 22, 2010, 11:20 am, #172986
There is nothing more effective than a little demonstration. 5 boot camp gas masks.


ITS A NATURAL THING -




LEARNING - Some people can't do it


TAGS: lol plane crash learn
Rating: 1.87/5

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Jeebus - August 8, 2008, 8:30 pm, #13338
It would appear someone planted a tree under that plane...


MISTAKES - An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.




HISTORY'S LESSONS -


TAGS: wisdom path knowledge learning
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:16 pm, #197884

Deep thoughts by Agdaniele


PEACE - will finally be achieved


TAGS: humanity will never learn
Rating: 4.7/5

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TheOne - March 14, 2011, 5:00 pm, #214233
Wrong They Are Both Intact With One Or The Other.
AdmiralAckbar - October 1, 2010, 6:07 pm, #196332
Passion is a lie there is only cake
javalord32 - September 27, 2010, 10:08 am, #195704
peace is a lie there is only passion
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:39 am, #195666
Pretty much what it'll take. 5L


REALIZATION -


TAGS: relationship heart mistakes too late live and learn
Rating: 4.48/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am, #187463
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles


CHOICES -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.3/5

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winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm, #227358
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm, #227357
You are the dumbest f***tard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f***ing factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a ****.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am, #127893
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax


IF YOU CAN'T LEARN, FEEL -


TAGS: lesson learned the hard way
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:34 pm, #217889
Yeah, but Toby Keith 'll just stare down the ER staff and offer to sign a few autographs with an inscription about "the American way."
boinger - May 2, 2011, 2:32 pm, #217887
Anyone else notice that there is still a foot in the shoe? Talk about an awkward ER visit!
pzykosiz - October 11, 2010, 6:14 pm, #197875
i was wondering where i left that shoe. 5L's
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:02 am, #197793

ouch....great 1 james...5L
agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 1:15 am, #197776
niiiiiice


SCREWING UP -


TAGS: if you don t learn from my mistakes then i am afraid no one will
Rating: 4.5/5

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lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:31 pm, #163972
Great Sean. 5 beautiful sunsets
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:12 pm, #163960
Wonderful, 5Ls.
Sho - March 11, 2010, 2:06 pm, #163910
Woot, Sean is back ^^
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:52 pm, #163797
It doesn't happen often enough anymore.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 10:49 pm, #163794
Its a good night when I come online and Sean has made another poster. Another 5er.


THE GRADUATE -




There Are Three Kinds Of Men -


TAGS: men learning types seer doer
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - May 17, 2013, 3:13 pm, #245807
Oh cloud...they aren't insane. Just slow learners or really sick individuals. Teehee. Thanks for dropping by.
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2013, 11:54 am, #245775
And the insane keep trying it again and again, thinking "maybe it'll be different this time" even though they get the same results each time


TOUCH MY COOKIE AND DIE! - Sadly, these were the last words Timmy ever heard.




LITERACY PROGRAM -


TAGS: chipmonk learning stay in school
Rating: 3.87/5

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forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am, #220104
i love it, bro! :D
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:20 am, #220097
Yeah, I wasn't sure on this one... Meh


NOT SURE WHICH IS MORE EFFECTIVE -




OH HOW CUTE! - Albinos apparently like living among their own kind.




DUN TUCH MEH... - i can haz biting teth




CHILDHOOD -




Education -


TAGS: education school degree learning knowledge
Rating: 5/5

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STP - September 4, 2013, 9:50 pm, #249291
I think a variation of this ph**o was used on the cover of Fastball's album "Make Your Mama Proud."


Experience -


TAGS: live learn age youth experience
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 11:47 pm, #246566
Ni5e! Totally blindsided me with the ending.


It Happens -




Sage Advice -


TAGS: hope trust live learn marriage
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 19, 2014, 3:50 pm, #256767
Sage advice
MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:50 pm, #256761
You and Steve went for drinks last night and shared horror stories about the little women? Well same 5L advice I offered him probably would work for your situation too.


Road Rage -




NEW YEARS -


TAGS: booze moo books learn
Rating: 5/5

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ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 1:40 pm, #208859
A man has to have his priorities. Nice one Grim. 5
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:09 pm, #208850

this is great, if I had to guess I would say the shirt is on backwards as well


Seriously -




CHILDREN -




WHISPER WORD OF WISDOM -


TAGS: listen and learn
Rating: 4.86/5

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culos - December 4, 2010, 6:31 pm, #205541
las barbas grises>>>>
rerun - December 4, 2010, 6:20 pm, #205539

does the band have a name?
culos - December 4, 2010, 5:45 pm, #205538
I've put a suggestion for a new number for the band in the 'Off topic' thread in the forum
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 5:22 pm, #205537
MY band will work on a few new songs... something from the Sneaker Pimps, perhaps.
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 5:21 pm, #205536
You can be my helper Culos...you get the rear sh**s and I'll get the front sh**s, k.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 5:08 pm, #205535
Who else is going to capture the up***** potrion of the reception?
culos - December 4, 2010, 5:05 pm, #205534
So I guess I'm not invited???
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 5:01 pm, #205533
Mazel tov!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 5:00 pm, #205532
Until you pop, yes.
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:59 pm, #205531
Why, is Sister Mary Ann going to hold her breath?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:57 pm, #205530
By the end of the night, it'll be Blue Nun!
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:53 pm, #205529
Manischewitz or Christian Brothers, it's all good to me!
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:48 pm, #205528
And by the way...that way don't have to ask them to say cheese, it saves time so we can drink.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:48 pm, #205527
They're not having her wedding in Massachusetts, so yes... there will have to be at least 2.
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:46 pm, #205526
Wait a minute there....you mean there is going to be guys at the wedding?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:44 pm, #205525
Great.... There isn't going to be a single head sh**.
rerun - December 4, 2010, 4:43 pm, #205524

sweet, now all IO need is that Japanese dude from Hawaii to make the sushi.
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:42 pm, #205523
I'm there baby!
rerun - December 4, 2010, 4:42 pm, #205522

you want to be the ph**ographer?
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:41 pm, #205521
Hey can I be part of the road crew. I'd like to see what a Philippine American Catholic Jewish wedding looks like.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:38 pm, #205520
LOL
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:36 pm, #205519
Unplugged, cause no Father of the Bride escapes a rich man...I like it!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:33 pm, #205518
We do a ballad version, yes.
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:28 pm, #205516
I hear they play a mean version of "If I Were A Rich Man" in C minor (C for Catholic)!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:09 pm, #205514
I'm partial to quinceanera's and bachelorette parties, but I certainly can make an exception... albeit I try to stay at least 300 miles north of the border... just for safety.
rerun - December 4, 2010, 4:07 pm, #205512

can your band play at my daughters wedding?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:40 pm, #205511
Indeed, cranky... Pamela put the "D" in Hep-C
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:38 pm, #205510
Def. Def Leppard. Del Leppard is my mariachi cover band. We do a great rendition of Fuegomania.
crankyhead - December 4, 2010, 3:38 pm, #205509
tommy lee did ok for a while
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:37 pm, #205508
Even Del Leppard's Rick Allen had a chick to hold in his arm.
rerun - December 4, 2010, 3:36 pm, #205506

Ringo....OK, do drummers ever get the chicks?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:27 pm, #205503
The way you describe it, it sorta sounds respectable.
crankyhead - December 4, 2010, 3:16 pm, #205502
complete with bunny ears and everything, doing laps around the fountains at the bellagio.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:15 pm, #205501
If it's while I'm chasing a woman in garter belt and thigh-highs, then your image is pretty accurate. Almost every sunday.
crankyhead - December 4, 2010, 3:13 pm, #205500
i have this image in my head now of you getting chased by a bunch of british cops in fast forward set to music from the benny hill show.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:07 pm, #205499
Most of them are interpol and csi:svu, but yeah... I guess that is something great.
crankyhead - December 4, 2010, 3:03 pm, #205498
hated? gimme a break. every time you log on aggy, 100 people smile.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:56 pm, #205497
I should be dead in RL, but here? Hated, but not dead.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:53 pm, #205495
LOL! aggy, conveniently enough you're in the same spot John Lennon is on the album. Re-run you're where George was so you're dead too sorry pal :(
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:51 pm, #205494
rerun, you can be ringo.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:38 pm, #202854
you're off the hook, rerun.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:38 pm, #202853
I should've been sh** already, soooo....
rerun - November 16, 2010, 7:40 pm, #202844

If we are going to be compared to "them", can I at least be one of the living ones?
Derek - November 16, 2010, 7:23 pm, #202839
I take it you've visited Apple.com recently?


CATCH ME IF YOU CAN -




WRINKLES -


TAGS: learn it early crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 8:26 pm, #198014
This is why, at 12, I perfected the blank stare. 5L


Baby Steps -




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: lessons are better learnt by doing
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - March 7, 2013, 8:03 pm, #244108
HA! Five second rule.
motifayk - February 1, 2013, 10:52 am, #243019
I often wonder after seeing a few things, how do people reach for the camera in situations like these?!
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:39 am, #243013
Sharing...with dig my dog as well.


NURTURE -


TAGS: youth kids discovery age learning
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sean - July 24, 2010, 8:59 pm, #186281
*sniff sniff* Heyyyyy, waaiitttt a minute! What the hell is this site supposed to be about again?!! Ah never mind. *sniff* Just beautiful, man.
Cubbybear - July 24, 2010, 2:14 pm, #186259
Greatness


TEACHING NEWBIES -


TAGS: patience teaching learning
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 1:05 pm, #189891
Truer words were never put in poster form. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:59 pm, #188813
5L, very amsome!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:10 am, #188743
LMAO, you a**!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:40 pm, #188728
semi circle jerk of what?..... You're weird Aggy....
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:35 pm, #188726
The semi-circle of life! 5L


ASSEVERATE YOUR FAILURE -




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TAGS: pzy knife toaster stupid learning
Rating: 4.33/5

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CloudchaserS - January 11, 2014, 4:37 am, #252079
Screensh** from a video where the toaster explodes, supposedly from the knife causing a short, more likely from planted explosives.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 1:27 pm, #252069
Toasters don't work for h** knifing?


FUTILE OPTIONS -




ADVERSITY - By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean. Mark Twain




CLASSES NOW FORMING -




Desperate Housewives -




OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - YOU WILL NOT VIOLATE THE NSFW RULE ON HIS WATCH!




BOOKS - Don't know how to write or read? Learn with books!!!




SECURITY ALERT -




YOU NEED SOME CHANGE? - You need to learn the Trump comb over then you too can look like a million bucks


TAGS: you need to learn the trump comb over
Rating: 2.5/5

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MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:15 am, #176633
He kinda looks like he has some "Trump" in him too...


STUPIDITY - Do the math.




LIVING AND LEARNING - or not.


TAGS: swine influenza living learning
Rating: 2.06/5

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WTFO - May 2, 2009, 1:29 am, #77035
That little ankle-bitter is the source of the swine flu!


HEY - Why so serial?


TAGS: god i need to learn how to use ph**oshop
Rating: 1.91/5

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Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 9:51 pm, #135124
This poster speaks to me...It tells me to KILL everyone. jk I 5'd it.
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:47 pm, #135122
Before you say anything, I'm just being a goofball and paying homage to Wit's HOF poster.


HYDROGEN -




SOUTH AMERICA? - its asia.


TAGS: idiots dont learn geography
Rating: 1.77/5

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Cheesy Poofs - July 20, 2009, 3:35 pm, #97395
Everyone knows that Alabama is in Antarctica because they both start with a!
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 12:53 pm, #32952
Okay smarty pants, if that is "South America" as you say, WHERE then, is Alabama!?
Leon - November 3, 2008, 11:55 am, #32915
Actually, that IS south america you idiots!


LEARN GRAMAR - Insano


TAGS: learn gramar captain insaneo insano
Rating: 1.43/5

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Asa - November 16, 2008, 3:24 am, #36734
Learn the difference between grammar (yeah, it's got two m's) and spelling, dip****!


Multi-Capable Kids -




"Boo-Boo" -




ERUDITIOn -


TAGS: schooling learning education indoctrination dumb
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 20, 2015, 9:13 pm, #261316
Certainly not: I cannot be bought.
GaryO - May 20, 2015, 7:12 pm, #261311
Nuthin' gets by you, do it
Cannabal - May 20, 2015, 6:56 pm, #261310
Did you come across the Big O?
GaryO - May 20, 2015, 5:47 pm, #261309
Well, I wouldn’t know enough to argue that. But, in my travels, I did discover the letter ‘O’ while there.
Cannabal - May 20, 2015, 5:00 pm, #261307
I daresay, Oldsod, you really know your sh'it.
Cannabal - May 20, 2015, 5:00 pm, #261306
Of course, Dr. Gary. Did you know that the number zero originated in Sumatra?
Oldsod - May 20, 2015, 10:05 am, #261302
Oldsod's Theory of Relative Stupidity: The more you know, the more you realize how little you know. Therefore, with each advance in knowledge, we get progressively dumber.
GaryO - May 20, 2015, 7:15 am, #261294
been here a few years now, and I still haven't learned 'shaut' is censored out (it's not in the book)
GaryO - May 20, 2015, 3:00 am, #261292
The school systems give you a sh**, thru text…and it’s a poor one….benefiting 40% or fewer (it w/be more like 30% but some have such a hunger for knowledge, they tough it out)…and now, back to your dissertation, Cannabal.
GaryO - May 20, 2015, 2:58 am, #261291
On a serious note; there are more than a few ways of learning. The three main ones are learning by text, example, and experience. My experience with many walks of life and many types of individuals (over thirty years of management) has taught me this.
GaryO - May 20, 2015, 1:46 am, #261284
‘What prevents "knowing" is the inability to acquire or discern information objectively’….In other words; a severe case of dumbaass, thus today’s burgeoning fleet of tiny buses
Cannabal - May 19, 2015, 10:59 pm, #261283
If you're doing a postgrad dissertation on the "nature of an apple"--the nature of which falls under the classification of "botanical fruit"--then you really need to take a long, hard look at your life.
Greeny - May 19, 2015, 10:18 pm, #261282
Nature of an apple? Sounds like post graduate work...
Cannabal - May 19, 2015, 10:03 pm, #261281
The pic of the poster does present a peculiar dilemma: should the girl take the object off of her head to discern its nature or should the girl ask someone else what that object is even if the answer might not be the truth?
Cannabal - May 19, 2015, 9:59 pm, #261280
What prevents "knowing" is the inability to acquire or discern information objectively due to compulsory schooling and rigid scholastic standards that are put in place to achieve results that are, more often than not, entirely arbitrary and even invalid.
Cannabal - May 19, 2015, 9:50 pm, #261276
Incorrect. To know, you must first learn, and in so doing, an individual can attain knowledge. The notion that learning occurs in the course of education is inapt because education is a decidedly passive experience rather than being active and deliberate.
EmilioDumphque - May 19, 2015, 7:47 pm, #261265
Knowing prevents learning?


Poster Evolution Needs You ! -


TAGS: poster competition friendly learn evolve
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 7, 2014, 3:08 pm, #257702
RULES 1. ONE picture, ONE winner. ONLY the winner's poster is submitted to Motifake. 2. Posters must be submitted ON or BEFORE Friday. Votes must be submitted ON or BEFORE Saturday. 3. The winner announced on Sunday - required to post a new image
GaryO - November 7, 2014, 8:38 am, #257697
Dang..this...is good. Guess I'll just refrain from submitting my 'Super Duper' themed one


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